id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I enjoy the company of your penis
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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