well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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