Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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