we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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