Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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