This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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