i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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