But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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