What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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