i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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