i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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