We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
cat food counts as protein by the way
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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