David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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