Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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