okay pat passed out under dana's car
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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