what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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