its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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