Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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