so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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