Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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