New invention idea: vibrating tampons
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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