Dual....:-)
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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