How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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