woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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