just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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