Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
the gays at disneyland are vicious
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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