Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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