I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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