only if we run a train.
done.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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