yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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