i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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