i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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