I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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