who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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