I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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