Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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