i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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