I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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