Apparently you make a good broom.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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