Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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