She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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