so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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