Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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