if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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