Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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