What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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