you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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