real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Randomize
