I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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