i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
how drunk are you?
Several
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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