ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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