well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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