Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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