Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
it's like iHOP with fire
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Never underestimate the power of titties
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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